Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Surprise

Surprise is a mole that pops up from the ground,
That grows big brown eyes as it hears a loud sound.
In shock as it turns its small mole head around,
only to be trampled by a school kid on his way into town.
Infuriated he rubs at the bump on his crown,
this most angry mole decides to burrow back down.
Surprised mole sounds like a most ear piercing shriek,
if surprised enough he might find his bladder released.
He smells like a rank most unexpected fart,
But don't judge by his cover he has a big heart.
that's probably the only thing that sets him apart
From his arrogant brother, that attitude is tart.
Being prepared for things is not his strong suit.
An easy prey to a predator he doesn't travel in groups.
He tastes like an electrical shock pulsating through
the tip of a Taser being pushed into you.

C.G.